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я видел смерть… На последней войне я получил звание маршала, ранение, контузию и алкогольный гепатит! Разве может меня испугать вывихнутый палец? Такое я лечил на фронте мимоходом, вот так!

      И вошедший в раж Король резко рванул свой многострадальный палец, надеясь этим действием вправить его на место и одновременно заслужить восхищение «юной девы»…

      Он рванул палец и как подкошенный рухнул, потеряв сознание от болевого шока. При падении Его Величество ударился лбом о край дубового стола и на пол упал уже с окровавленной головой и куском кожи, свесившимся со лба на правый закатившийся глаз.

      – Ах ты ж мать твою ети!– завопила Баба.-Яга. – Да что ж ты с собой вытворяешь-то весь день?

      И её обильно и мучительно вырвало прямо на бесчувственное королевское тело.

      – Непутёвый какой король-то у нас! – причитала старая ведьма, плача от обиды. – Полдня гостит у меня, а всё время только в обмороках и валяется…

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