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и тихо выдохнула: «Шшш»…

      – Я прибежал на шум, вижу лежащую мать.

      – Понятно, покажи, где она упала.

      Они прошли на кухню, и директор увидел бутылку виски.

      – Твоя мать выпила?

      – Ой нет, что вы, сэр, она готовила, потом упала.

      – Тогда почему от неё несёт, как от сапожника?

      – Я ведь говорю, она готовила обед, упала и пролила на себя виски.

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