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      Skinny Melon and Me first published in Great Britain by Collins 1996 Becky Bananas: This is Your Life first published in Great Britain by Collins 1997 Fruit and Nutcase first published in Great Britain by Collins 1998

      First published in this three-in-one edition by HarperCollins Children’s Books 2005

      Text © Jean Ure 1996, 1997, 1998

      Skinny Melon and Me Illustrations © Peter Bailey 1996, Chris Fisher 1996 Becky Bananas Illustrations © Mick Brownfield and Stephen Player 1997 Fruit and Nutcase Illustrations © Mick Brownfield 1998

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      Source ISBN: 9780007198627

      Ebook Edition © OCTOBER 2012 ISBN: 9780007388707 Version: 2017-01-12

      Table of Contents

       Cover

       Title Page

       Copyright

       Skinny Melon and me

       Becky Bananas

       Fruit and Nutcase

       Keep Reading

       About the Author

       Also by the Author

       About the Publisher

       JEAN URE

      Contents

       Skinny Melon and me

      Chapter 1

      Chapter 2

      Chapter 3

      Chapter 4

      Chapter 5

      Chapter 6

      Chapter 7

      Chapter 8

      Chapter 9

       Chapter 10

       Chapter 11

       Chapter 1

      Monday

      Skinny Melon and me have decided: we are going to keep diaries.

      Skinny is going to start hers on Saturday when she has bought a special book to do it in. She says it is no use doing it in an ordinary pocket diary with spaces for each day as there will be times when we feel like writing a great deal and other times when we may not want to write anything at all, except perhaps what we had to eat for dinner. I agree with her but feel inspired to start immediately and so cannot wait to buy a special book but am using an old writing block with wide lines (I can’t stand narrow ones).

      I think when a person is writing a diary they ought to introduce themselves in case it is unearthed in a hundred years’ time and nobody would know who has written it, so I will say straight away that this is the diary of me, Cherry Louise Waterton, aged eleven years and two months, and I am writing for posterity, in other words the future.

      To begin with I suppose I must put down some facts, such as, for instance, that I am medium tall and neither fat nor thin but somewhere in between, have short brown hair and a fringe, and a face which is chubbyish (I think I have to be honest) and also round.

      I know that it is round because I saw these charts in a magazine at the dentist showing all different shapes of faces, including heart-shaped, egg-shaped, diamond-shaped, turnip-shaped, square-shaped and round.

      Mine is definitely round. Unfortunately. Round-faced people tend to have blobby noses, which is what I have got.

      The school I go to is Ruskin Manor. It is not the school I would have chosen if I had had any choice. If I had had any choice I would have chosen a boarding school because I think a boarding school would be fun and also it would take me away from Slimey. Anything that took me away from Slimey would have to be a good thing. I did ask Mum if I could go to one but she just said, “Over my dead body”. She was really pleased when I got to Ruskin because it’s the one she wanted for me. She says all the others are rough.

      Ruskin is OK, I suppose, though we have simply stacks of homework, which Mum needless to say approves of. On the other hand, I have only been there for three weeks so there is no telling how I might feel by the end of term. Anything could happen. Our class teacher, Mr Sherwood, who at the moment seems quite nice, could for instance suddenly grow fangs, or the Head Teacher turn out to be a werewolf.

      I

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