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дьякон разместил объявление о продаже коровы.

      «Сколько вы за нее просите?» – поинтересовался потенциальный покупатель.

      «Сто пятьдесят долларов», – сказал продавец.

      «А сколько молока она дает?»

      «Четыре галлона в день», – ответил тот.

      «Но как я узнаю, что она действительно дает столько молока?» – спросил покупатель.

      «Ах, вы можете мне доверять, – заверил продавец, – я – баптистский дьякон».

      «Я куплю ее, – ответил тот, – я заберу корову домой, а деньги принесу вам позже. Вы тоже можете мне доверять. Я – пресвитерианский священник».

      Когда дьякон пришел домой, он спросил у жены: «Что значит пресвитерианский священник?»

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