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at the dwarf, who barked in pain before smashing the table clear in half. No sooner had the sound of breaking china been heard than a giant arm came tearing through the room. The arm belonged to Mavis.

      “NO FIGHTING IN MY TEA ROOM!” she bellowed.

      The music, along with everything else in the room, suddenly stopped.

      Realising what they’d done, the guilty parties pleaded in terror.

      “Preease, we meant no ’arm,” begged the mud-goblin.

      “RULES IS RULES!” warbled Mavis, and in one great sweep she grabbed both dwarf and goblin and hurled them out of a third-storey window.

      There was no ugly splat outside, just their horrified cries as the two brawlers were launched into the mirror-verse, destined to float there long after they both had starved.

      “Blimey,” whispered Ned.

      “Shh,” replied his mum.

      “WHAT IS RULES?” boomed the giantess now, with none of the cheeriness she’d shown only a moment ago. Her great eyes peered at the crowd defiantly, demanding a reply.

      “Rules is rules!” warbled the crowd, no doubt with more than a pinch of fear-induced bravado.

      “THAT’S MORE LIKE IT. MUSIC!”

      The band started up again and seconds later the incident was seemingly forgotten.

      Ned’s dad tapped one of the Mavii on the back. With all the commotion they were now running late for their appointment.

      “Excuse me, madam?”

      She turned with a blue-shadowed flutter.

      “Yes, sir. Fancy a cuppa?”

      “No, thank you.”

      The mini Mavis scowled.

      “I mean, yes, shortly. But, you see, we’re here to meet someone.” He whispered a name into her ear and the waitress’s face blanched.

      “Are you sure?”

      “The name’s quite correct. We were told that he had something for us.”

      “No, I mean are you sure you want to meet him?”

      Ned’s parents both nodded.

      “I see. You had better follow me then.”

      Past a throng of mercenaries and several other Mavii, their waitress took them to a dark corridor leading away from the main hall.

      “This is the VIP area. If you need anything, feel free to scream.”

      She knocked on an unmarked door.

      “Enterrr.”

      “I’ll leave you to it. Remember, scream if you need me – one of us will hear.”

      The mini Mavis moved back down the corridor as fast as she could, making no secret of her desire to leave them to it. As soon as she was out of earshot there was an audible “Unt” from Ned’s shadow. Ned’s familiar and trusted bodyguard, bound to him as a servant to do his bidding at whatever cost, made his feelings quite clear. “Unt” meant a lot of things, but in most cases it meant “No”. Gorrn would not be entering the room with them.

      “Oh, fine,” sighed Ned. “If you must stay out here, at least try to blend in.”

      The undulating mystery that was Gorrn did just that and merged with a shadow by the door.

      A room full of tapestries and Persian rugs was waiting for them. At its centre was a low, round table surrounded by luxurious silk cushions. It was all very dimly lit except for a small sprite-light that was presently dancing on the table. The little creature looked quite unhappy about the VIP she was dancing for and it was only when the creature leant out of the shadows that Ned could see why.

      Some Demons, even in their human form, are not pretty.

      

       The Demon in the Tea Room

      s the Demon’s face came out of the shadows, Ned caught his breath. He was wearing a red velvet suit with black collars. In one hand was a ceramic cup full to the brim with a tarry, burning liquid. It flamed gently as he sipped from its edge, but it was his face that made Ned wince.

      The Demon’s hair was immaculately groomed, slicked back with oil that smelt like coal. Its skin in contrast was as frail as old parchment and stretched across high cheekbones and a deeply lined brow. Black veins crept across its pores as though the creature carried some terrible disease, yet even in its weakened state it brimmed with quiet power, like some deposed king unseated from its throne but still sure of its rightful place.

      “You are late,” he breathed.

      “There was some commotion in the bar,” began Ned’s dad.

      The Demon responded with a smile that wasn’t a smile.

      “There is some commotion everywhere.”

      And the expression he wore was between sorrow and something else, some deep trouble that refused to reveal itself. The Armstrongs took their places at the table, Ned’s mum making sure that her son was furthest away from the creature that they had come to meet. The little sprite-light was clearly happy to have less frightening visitors and proceeded to glow with more of a spark. To Ned’s amazement, the perometer in his pocket was quite still but all the same he drew it out subtly and laid it on the floor under the table, its lid open. There was a rustling from his backpack, which he promptly thumped before sheepishly laying it to one side.

      “Thank you for agreeing to meet us,” began Ned’s mum.

      “Whether you thank Sur-jan later remains to be seen.”

      The soft-spoken Demon they were talking to had never met Olivia Armstrong, which she was about to make quite clear.

      “Demon, you are at a disadvantage. You see, I have come across your kind before yet this is the first time that you have come across me. I have always walked away in good health – those in my wake have been less fortunate. Do not mistake me or my family for cowering jossers. We know well how to deal with your kind.”

      The hairs on Ned’s neck began to prickle uncomfortably. Picking a fight with a Demon was considered suicide no matter what his mum claimed. Coupled with the long arm of Mavis and her tea-stained fingers, a scrap of any kind at the tea room would not bode well.

      The Demon’s eyes thinned and his cup rattled. Under the table the perometer’s needle turned briefly to Sur-jan before settling languidly again.

      “I know well the Armstrong name wo-man. It is not I that would trouble you, but what I have to say.”

      Terry Armstrong put his hand over his wife’s and she started to un-brittle.

      “Sur-jan, many of your kind have fled the Demon strongholds at great risk, choosing to live amongst the jossers rather than remaining with their kin. If what I believe is true, you are not our enemy.”

      The Demon’s face shifted angrily and Ned finally understood. In his eyes he saw something unique. It was fear. An emotion that Demons were supposedly unable to feel, yet there it was and Sur-jan did not wear it well. He sat at the table like a hot coal on ice, spitting and crackling, steaming and sparking with visible malcontent. All creatures, it seemed, no matter where they are from, become angry when frightened.

      “I have risked much to be here. To be away from the earth in this nowhere-place. It has made me sick. But

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