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I Saw Three Ships. Bill Richardson
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Автор произведения Bill Richardson
Жанр Юмористические стихи
Издательство Ingram
“The second Sunday in December. That’s when they go up.”
“That’s soon.”
“That’s right.”
“That’s a week away.”
“That’s correct.”
Rosellen was half-hoping she’d self-destruct, or that Brigitte might, when she happened upon Bonnie at the lockers, the first of many unplanned meetings. Bonnie stood by while Rosellen disinterred the boxes of decorating supplies. They were in excellent order. About them was the aura of sanctity, of ceremony. Of expectation.
“I’m not sure how I’ll manage this,” said Rosellen, possessed by the creeping certainty that she was unequipped, constitutionally as much as experientially, to take the helm of the Santa Maria. What difference did her summa cum laude standing in the correspondence course make? It was as though she’d read every available book on mothering but had no idea what to do once the baby was hungry and howling and failing to latch.
Bonnie said, “Why not make it fun? Have a party.”
“A party?”
“A big get-together. Dainties. Punch. Get everyone involved, maybe a little tipsy. Whoop-dee-doo. Let the good times roll. You know. A party.”
When had Rosellen last been at a party? The annual trial by tedium in Ladysmith didn’t qualify. Who would have asked her to a party? Who would she have asked? How small her life had grown.
“I’ll give that some serious thought.”
“Leave the punch to me,” said Bonnie.
Rosellen found Brigitte waiting when she returned from the storage room to 101; waiting on what Rosellen, at least, considered the wrong side of the door. She was stretched out in the La-Z-Boy. It was among the supplied furnishings, wasn’t a chair for which Rosellen cared.
“I let myself in.”
“Ah.”
“I still have the key.”
“Oh.”
“Best I should hold onto it.”
“I see.”
“Just in case.”
Rosellen made a mental note to call the locksmith first thing in the morning.
Brigitte said, “Anything new?”
Rosellen explained the party plan. What did Brigitte think?
“Not a good idea. Jean-Christophe knew just where it all should go, everything in its place. If you ask everyone to help out, it’ll be a dog’s breakfast. Also, it would be a change. Change is hard. We’ve been through a lot of change. Jean-Christophe. What happened. All that. You know. Change.”
Rosellen murmured sympathetically, but her resolve was welling, stiffening. Directly Brigitte was out the door – a long goodbye – she set to work making a poster. Rosellen, no artist, could still manage a few red-berried holly leaves, a crude Santa. She added a scattering of cookies that might easily be mistaken for reindeer droppings, which was also true of the shortbreads she’d made year after year for the last two decades, never adequately, following the recipe passed on to her by Bryan’s sainted mother.
HOLIDAY DECORATING PARTY
DECMEMBER 9
MEET IN THE LOBBY
2 P.M.
COME ONE, COME ALL
Rosellen was like a raku master, folding a flaw into a tea bowl. “Decmember” was neither accidental nor glib. It was Rosellen’s intention to bestow the La-Z-Boy on whoever was first to call the flub to her attention. Having the party and getting rid of the rocker might, she hoped, help exorcise her control-freak predecessor. In the name of all that’s wholesome, J.C., I cast you out! Begone!
She pinned her handiwork to the lobby bulletin board.
Santa Marians who were not Brigitte complimented her on her initiative, welcomed her to the building, said how much they were looking forward to the party, and oh, by the way, could they bring some chips, some crab dip, a flagon of something reviving? If “Decmember” was remarked, it went unmentioned; Rosellen was fated to remain the chair’s long-term guardian.
To Brigitte alone fell the burden of qualm. For one thing, why not “Christmas Decorating Party”? In “Holiday” she read the erosion of all she held dear, the decline of the west, hell’s handcart poised on a downward incline, wheels well greased. Rosellen lashed herself to the mast, withstood the old woman’s sirocco of ire. Brigitte bitched, Rosellen beamed. Brigitte groused, Rosellen glowed. Her charm offensive worked. Brigitte thawed. On Decmember 9, she was in the lobby with her Marks & Spencer fruitcake platter, the first to arrive. Her icicle earrings were magnificent. She couldn’t stop saying, not in the moment, nor for weeks to come, that she’d had a lovely time, just lovely, couldn’t understand why no one had thought of this before. The only tarnish on her tine was that the treetop angel, the angel given her by her sister and that she in turn bestowed upon the Santa Maria for its use and enjoyment in perpetuity, was nowhere to be found.
“Where can it be?” Brigitte persisted in asking. She looked everywhere, even unwrapped the purely decorative boxes. No angel.
“Let’s just make do,” said Bonnie, none too patiently. She’d appointed herself Rosellen’s party lieutenant.
“Make do with what?” was Brigitte’s sharp retort.
Brigitte, who grew up poor, held in practised disregard la-di-da penthouse people. Her antipathy was further provoked by the near visibility of the new tenant’s labia; Bonnie had come upon a thrift-store cache of vintage micro-skirts and delighted not only in wearing them but in telling everyone what a bargain they’d been.
“Sure they were