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was a shout of "Heads!"

      The almost universal habit of batsmen of shouting "Heads!" at whatever height from the ground the ball may be, is not a little confusing. The average person, on hearing the shout, puts his hands over his skull, crouches down and trusts to luck. This is an excellent plan if the ball is falling, but is not much protection against a skimming drive along the ground.

      When "Heads!" was called on the present occasion, Mike and Jellicoe instantly assumed the crouching attitude.

      Jellicoe was the first to abandon it. He uttered a yell and sprang into the air. After which he sat down and began to nurse his ankle.

      The bright-blazered youth walked up.

      "Awfully sorry, you know. Hurt?"

      Jellicoe was pressing the injured spot tenderly with his fingertips, uttering sharp howls whenever, zeal outrunning discretion, he prodded himself too energetically.

      "Silly ass, Dunster," he groaned, "slamming about like that."

      "Awfully sorry. But I did yell."

      "It's swelling up rather," said Mike. "You'd better get over to the house and have it looked at. Can you walk?"

      Jellicoe tried, but sat down again with a loud "Ow!" At that moment the bell rang.

      "I shall have to be going in," said Mike, "or I'd have helped you over."

      "I'll give you a hand," said Dunster.

      He helped the sufferer to his feet and they staggered off together, Jellicoe hopping, Dunster advancing with a sort of polka step. Mike watched them start and then turned to go in.

      14

      MIKE RECEIVES A COMMISSION

      There is only one thing to be said in favor of detention on a fine summer's afternoon, and that is that it is very pleasant to come out of. The sun never seems so bright or the turf so green as during the first five minutes after one has come out of the detention room. One feels as if one were entering a new and very delightful world. There is also a touch of the Rip van Winkle feeling. Everything seems to have gone on and left one behind. Mike, as he walked to the cricket field, felt very much behind the times.

      Arriving on the field he found the Old Boys batting. He stopped and watched an over of Adair's. The fifth ball bowled a man. Mike made his way toward the pavilion.

      Before he got there he heard his name called, and turning, found Psmith seated under a tree with the bright-blazered Dunster.

      "Return of the exile," said Psmith. "A joyful occasion tinged with melancholy. Have a cherry?--take one or two. These little acts of unremembered kindness are what one needs after a couple of hours in extra pupil room. Restore your tissues, Comrade Jackson, and when you have finished those, apply again."

      "Is your name Jackson?" inquired Dunster, "because Jellicoe wants to see you."

      "Alas, poor Jellicoe!" said Psmith. "He is now prone on his bed in the dormitory--there a sheer hulk lies poor Tom Jellicoe, the darling of the crew, faithful below he did his duty, but Comrade Dunster has broached him to. I have just been hearing the melancholy details."

      "Old Smith and I," said Dunster, "were at prep school together. I'd no idea I should find him here."

      "It was a wonderfully stirring sight when we met," said Psmith; "not unlike the meeting of Ulysses and the hound Argos, of whom you have doubtless read in the course of your dabblings in the classics. I was Ulysses; Dunster gave a lifelike representation of the faithful dawg."

      "You still jaw as much as ever, I notice," said the animal delineator, fondling the beginnings of his moustache.

      "More," sighed Psmith, "more. Is anything irritating you?" he added, eyeing the other's maneuvers with interest.

      "You needn't be a funny ass, man," said Dunster, pained; "heaps of people tell me I ought to have it waxed."

      "What it really wants is top-dressing with guano. Hello! another man out. Adair's bowling better today than he did yesterday."

      "I heard about yesterday," said Dunster. "It must have been a rag! Couldn't we work off some other rag on somebody before I go? I shall be stopping here till Monday in the village. Well hit, sir--Adair's bowling is perfectly simple if you go out to it."

      "Comrade Dunster went out to it first ball," said Psmith to Mike.

      "Oh! chuck it, man; the sun was in my eyes. I hear Adair's got a match on with the M.C.C. at last."

      "Has he?" said Psmith; "I hadn't heard. Archaeology claims so much of my time that I have little leisure for listening to cricket chitchat."

      "What was it Jellicoe wanted?" asked Mike; "was it anything important?"

      "He seemed to think so--he kept telling me to tell you to go and see him."

      "I fear Comrade Jellicoe is a bit of a weak-minded blitherer--"

      "Did you ever hear of a rag we worked off on Jellicoe once?" asked Dunster. "The man has absolutely no sense of humor--can't see when he's being rotted. Well, it was like this--hello! We're all out--I shall have to be going out to field again, I suppose, dash it! I'll tell you when I see you again."

      "I shall count the minutes," said Psmith.

      Mike stretched himself; the sun was very soothing after his two hours in the detention room; he felt disinclined for exertion.

      "I don't suppose it's anything special about Jellicoe, do you?" he said. "I mean, it'll keep till teatime; it's no catch having to sweat across to the house now."

      "Don't dream of moving," said Psmith. "I have several rather profound observations on life to make and I can't make them without an audience. Soliloquy is a knack. Hamlet had got it, but probably only after years of patient practice. Personally, I need someone to listen when I talk. I like to feel that I am doing good. You stay where you are--don't interrupt too much."

      Mike tilted his hat over his eyes and abandoned Jellicoe.

      It was not until the lock-up bell rang that he remembered him. He went over to the house and made his way to the dormitory, where he found the injured one in a parlous state, not so much physical as mental. The doctor had seen his ankle and reported that it would be on the active list in a couple of days. It was Jellicoe's mind that needed attention now.

      Mike found him in a condition bordering on collapse. "I say, you might have come before!" said Jellicoe.

      "What's up? I didn't know there was such a hurry about it--what did you want?"

      "It's no good now," said Jellicoe gloomily; "it's too late, I shall get sacked."

      "What on earth are you talking about? What's the row?"

      "It's about that money."

      "What about it?"

      "I had to pay it to a man today, or he said he'd write to the Head--then of course I should get sacked. I was going to take the money to him this afternoon, only I got crocked, so I couldn't move. I wanted to get hold of you to ask you to take it for me--it's too late now!"

      Mike's face fell. "Oh, hang it!" he said, "I'm awfully sorry. I'd no idea it was anything like that--what a fool I was! Dunster did say he thought it was something important, only like an ass I thought it would do if I came over at lockup."

      "It doesn't matter," said Jellicoe miserably; "it can't be helped."

      "Yes, it can," said Mike. "I know what I'll do--it's all right. I'll get out of the house after lights-out."

      Jellicoe sat up. "You can't! You'd get sacked

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