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что жалуетесь?

      – На косоглазие.

      Дезодорант

      Червяку Василию на 23 февраля гусеницы подарили дезодорант. Он приносит его домой.

      Жена спрашивает:

      – Что это такое?

      – Девчонки сказали, надо под мышками мазать, тогда будет свежий воздух!

      Жена вздохнула:

      – Жаль! Мышки съехали на прошлой неделе.

      – Ничего, Люся! Давай крысу позовём!

      Политика

      Кондолиза Райс сидит за роялем. Сзади к ней подходит Жириновский и любуется её пятой точкой.

      Конец ознакомительного фрагмента.

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