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На Кубе.

      Хирург, рассеянно: – На каком кубе?

      Ассистент: – На Ку-бе! Страна такая, с бородой.

      Хирург, не удивляясь: – Так что, никого нет?

      Ассистент: – Почему? Я есть!

      Хирург: – Кто ты есть?

      Ассистент: – Я есть Гриша!

      Хирург, рассеянно: – Гриша… Гриша… Не помню никакого Гриши. – Присмотрелся, испуганно. – Ой, Гриша, а ты чего в противогазе?

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