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      “Do you know something that I don’t?” I shout, grabbing hold of his shoulders and shaking him slightly.

      “What do you mean?”

      “Did Jack say something to you?”

      “Jack?” He frowns.

      “Jack. Tall guy, brown hair, basic-black leather jacket.”

      “Oh, him.” Raphael gives a dismissive wave of his hand. “No, this isn’t about that Wilma bling he supposedly has hidden for you.”

      “Oh.” Disappointed, I loosen my grip and reach for the rum. “Then who’s proposing on Sweetest Day?”

      “Who do you think?”

      I rack my brains. “Honestly, Raphael, I haven’t a clue. Who?”

      “Me!” he cries.

      “You? To whom?”

      “Tracey! Did you forget already?”

      It appears that I have.

      “Refresh my memory. Do you have a new boyfriend again?”

      “Hello-o! Ye-ah!”

      “Petrov?”

      “We broke up ages ago!”

      “Adam?”

      “He was before Petrov.”

      “Then who?”

      Raphael looks exasperated. “Donatello! Tracey, you so know him.”

      I so don’t.

      But this is how Raphael operates. He has this annoying habit of insisting that you are familiar—sometimes intimately so—with whoever or whatever he’s talking about, when you know damn well that you wouldn’t know him from Adam. Or Petrov.

      “Donatello,” he repeats. “Don’t tell me that name doesn’t ring a bell.”

      “The only Donatello that rings a bell is in my nephews’ toy box. Isn’t he a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?”

      “Tracey! Donatello is a full-grown, very normal, very juicy-licious human being.”

      Yes, normal and juicy-licious go hand in hand in Raphael’s world.

      I think I need a drink.

      I reach into the cupboard for a couple of glasses as Raphael prods, “You met him last month when I took you out to lunch at Bacio on my expense account, remember?”

      I rack my brains.

      All I remember from that lunch is Raphael scolding me for not spending more time with him these days…

      Oh, and the divine piece of pumpkin cheesecake that we shared for dessert, which I couldn’t pass up once the waiter rolled it over on the trolley and went on and on about—

      “Wait, you mean the waiter?” I ask incredulously.

      “Yes! Tracey, I knew you’d remember.”

      “How could I forget? The way you were flirting with him right from the start—and the way he described that cheesecake…” I shudder at the waiter’s risqué-in-retrospect description of velvety cream cheese melting on the warmth of the tongue. And here I thought he was talking to me. About dessert. “It was very…vivid.”

      “Wasn’t it just?” Raphael looks dreamy.

      A drink, I think. A drink, and a cigarette.

      I take a fresh pack of Salems out of the cupboard and tap it against my palm.

      “So what you’re telling me is that you want to get engaged to the waiter from Bacio on Sweetest Day?”

      “Absolutely, Tracey. Unless you think that’s too cliché?”

      “I wouldn’t call it cliché in the least.”

      I pour a couple of inches of rum into a jelly glass and wonder how to make a mojito, then decide I don’t really care at this point.

      “I was thinking we could schedule our commitment ceremony for Valentine’s Day,” Raphael goes on, oblivious to my imminent bender, “and I’d want you as my maid of honor, of course.”

      Touched, I look up from the cigarette I’m lighting to make sure that he’s serious.

      Judging by the tear glistening in the corner of his eye, he is.

      “That would mean a lot to me,” I tell him sincerely. “Thank you. I would be honored.”

      “And I’ll be honored to return the favor someday, Tracey,” he says, gently patting my arm as if assuring a maiden aunt that someday her prince will come.

      “Jack has a diamond, Raphael.” I exhale twin trails of smoke through my nostrils and try not to think about the Chia Pet.

      “Of course he does.”

      “I’m serious! He has a diamond, and he’s probably just waiting for…for, you know…”

      “The right moment?”

      “Yes, and for…um…”

      “For the jeweler to make a setting?”

      “Exactly.”

      “Speaking of settings, Tracey, what do you think of this?” Raphael pulls a black velvet box out of his pocket and flips it open. “It’s my big splurge.”

      I’ll say. I gape at the marquis-cut diamond engagement ring.

      “It’s beautiful, Raphael, but…” I search for a tactful way to put it. “I mean, isn’t that for a woman?”

      “Tracey! No!”

      “I have to say…” I tilt my head dubiously. “I’m thinking yes.”

      “The jeweler said it’s definitely unisex. And I say it’s uni-sexy. I love it, and Donatello will love it, and that’s all that counts.”

      Right. Next thing you know, Raphael will be checking out the bridal sample sale at Kleinfeld.

      “So what do you think, Tracey? I’m getting married! I’m planning a glorious proposal and an even more glorious wedding!”

      Et tu, Raphael? is what I think.

      But I give him a congratulatory hug and I try not to be wistful as he talks about cakes and flowers and dance bands.

      After all, my whole life doesn’t hinge on when—or even whether—Jack pops the question. I am not one of those so-called New York career women whose secret main goal in life is a diamond ring on her finger and wedding date on the calendar.

      Those women are pathetic.

      I’m not pathetic. I’m…

      Well, I’ve got a whole lot more going on in my life.

      I’ve got great friends, a semifunctional family, and someday I’ll be promoted to junior copywriter.

      But I can’t help wondering, as I take another drag off my cigarette, what Jack is waiting for.

      Is he uncertain?

      Is he falling out of love?

      Or maybe it’s Sweetest Day.

      Maybe he wants to do it on Sweetest Day.

      That has to be it.

      Chapter 5

      “Sweetest Day? Never heard of it,” Jack informs me.

      We’re headed home from work on the third Friday night in October—which, if all goes as planned, will be our rehearsal dinner a year from now—waiting in a rush-hour crowd on the uptown subway platform at Grand Central.

      “Sure

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