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mother began her climb to her bedroom, both hands on the banister.

      

      FREDERICK WAS ALONE in the kitchen, wearing chef’s full regalia plus striped pantaloons and red plastic clogs. When I announced the fudge delivery, his lip curled; he pointed to a remote pantry counter.

      “My mother wants it put out,” I said.

      “I have truffles,” he snapped.

      Perhaps it was then that I felt a twinge of something for Ray—call it sympathy, loyalty, charity—born of a caterer’s condescension. “A guest brought it,” I said. “A guest who got up at five A.M. this morning so I wouldn’t have to take a bus.”

      With the edge of a linen towel, Frederick wiped a drip of red goop from a platter. “And you are?”

      “Alice.”

      Frederick said, “The problem is, Alice, that this isn’t a pot-luck dinner. Everything is planned, down to the color of the sugar cubes. Serving fudge with truffles is like serving steak with roast beef.”

      “It’s the guest’s livelihood,” I said. “And no one but you will notice if there’s a surfeit of chocolate.”

      Just outside the kitchen door my father was giving Ray loud directions. “Cool,” Ray repeated after each prescribed left or right turn.

      There was a pause on our side. Finally Frederick asked, “You’re the older daughter?”

      I said that was correct. We’d met at my mother’s sixtieth—

      “The doctor?”

      I said yes.

      He smiled benignly, then asked, “And where does a doctor cross paths with a fudge salesman?”

      I couldn’t muster an answer; couldn’t even choreograph my own exit as I pondered what it was about me that invited caterers to condescend.

      “Must be serious, judging by the color of your cheeks,” Frederick continued.

      I said, “Any color on my face is utter astonishment and, and, dismay, and frankly—”

      The door swung open and Ray was at my side. At first I thought the object of his survey was the grandness of the built-in appliances and the curve of the granite countertops, but he was looking for his gift.

      “In the pantry,” said Frederick.

      Ray popped a pastry triangle in his mouth. “Spinach,” he said.

      “Spanokopita,” said Frederick. “Though not fully defrosted.”

      “Not bad,” said Ray. “Not what I expected. I thought it was going to be sweet—a miniature turnover, like with fig inside.” Ray chewed, swallowed, popped another triangle in his mouth. “You Greek?” he mumbled through the phyllo.

      Frederick shook his head in the smallest possible arc, and turned back to the sink.

      Ray looked at me: You see that? You gonna let the kitchen help diss your guests?

      I said, “Frederick? My mother wanted you to make up a nice plate for Mr. Russo.”

      Frederick crossed to the refrigerator, returned with a plastic bag of some curly purple vegetal matter. “She didn’t mention this to me,” he said.

      “We’ve been on the road since six A.M.,” I said.

      Ray helped himself to a deviled egg, then another. “Don’t bother. I’m gonna head out so I can get a good seat.”

      “I don’t think you have to worry about a crowd,” said Frederick. “She outlived every one of her friends.”

      “I lost my wife at a young age,” said Ray, slipping an arm around my waist. “So good genes mean everything to me.”

      I moved a discreet step away and said, “My other grandmother died at sixty-two of non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma.”

      “I did the brunch,” said Frederick.

      I said I might lie down for a short rest myself before the limo arrived, if they’d excuse me.

      Ray grinned. “These doctors! They can catnap on a dime. I swear—ten minutes of shut-eye, and she’s up for a triple bypass.”

      Frederick smiled knowingly.

      Ray’s eyes narrowed. “I’m not saying that I’m well versed in this lady’s personal habits—if I read that smirk correctly.”

      Unfazed, Frederick blinked and turned to me.

      “I’ve never done a triple bypass,” I said. “I’ve never even watched.”

       6 Alice Makes Up Her Own Mind

      COVERING FOR OUR vacationing pastor was a woman with a crewelwork stole, who ruined the funeral by eulogizing my grandmother as “Barbara.”

      At the fourth or fifth misstatement, my mother barked from behind her handkerchief, “Betty!”

      The minister looked up; smiled indulgently at the grieving heckler.

      “Her name wasn’t Barbara,” clarified a male voice in the back.

      Everyone knew it was the homely pin-striped stranger who’d arrived ahead of everyone else and whose signature was first in the guest book: Raymond Russo, Boston, Mass.

      “Betty,” repeated the minister. “How careless of me.” She smiled again. “My own mother was Barbara. I think that must say something, don’t you?”

      My mother was having none of it: Her stored grief found a new cause, a new enemy, in the rainbow-embroidered figure of the overly serene Reverend Dr. Nancy Jones-Fuchs, who was told in the recessional, in frigid terms, that her services would not be needed graveside.

      Ray was the only one who had thought to slip the Book of Common Prayer beneath his overcoat. My aunt Patricia suggested we honor my grandmother Quaker-style, which was to say, in silence. After several minutes, Ray opened the prayer book. We looked over. He offered it to my mother first. “I couldn’t,” she said. Nor could Aunt Patricia, which left my father, who looked to me.

      “I could read a psalm,” Ray offered. “Or just say a few words. Whatever you think she’d like.”

      “Read,” I said.

      “The Twenty-third Psalm is on page eighty-two,” whispered the funeral director.

      Ray’s recitation was from memory, eyes closed, and more heartfelt than I expected. When he finished he said, “I didn’t know Betty, but I wish I did.” His voice turned breezy; he tapped the coffin genially with the corner of the prayer book. “Sorry you have to have a virtual stranger here, Betty, reading the last prayer you’ll ever hear, but I guess I know you at least as well as that lame minister did. Boy, was that annoying. And I think you and I would’ve been great pals if we’d crossed paths earlier.” He looked to my mother, who nodded her permission to continue. “I should be an old hand at this, but I didn’t have the composure to say anything at my wife’s grave. She passed away around this time last year. So maybe this is God’s way of giving me another shot at it. Which reminds me—if you run across Mary up there, maybe you can buy her lunch and tell her it’s from Ray.” He raised an imaginary glass. “So here’s to you, Betty: Ninety-four rocks. You had, what? Like, twenty presidents? Four or five wars? I hope you kept a journal or you talked into a tape, ‘cause I’d love to hear the high points.”

      “She did,” said my mother.

      “Which?” asked Ray.

      “Videotaped. On her ninetieth birthday.”

      “God bless her,” said Ray.

      “Amen,”

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