The Last Year Of Being Single - Sarah Tucker

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found a focus of her own and he wasn’t in it. After taking all his furniture from the flat we’d shared (i.e. three-quarters of it) when I was away and leaving me with minimalist decor—which had up sides (less to clean and I didn’t like his stuff anyway)—he calmed down. Realised he was a prat. And asked to see me. To have dinner. I declined. But he called after Paul told me we wouldn’t be spending Christmas together. I said I was fine. David said I couldn’t spend it by myself. He said he’d take me out to dinner.

      He took me to Paris. By Eurostar. First Class. Montmartre and Sacre Coeur on Christmas Eve and top of Eiffel Tower on Christmas Day. At the top he proposed.

      David—‘Sarah, I have something to ask you.’

      Sarah—‘What?’

      David—taking little black box from his pocket—‘Will you …?’

      Sarah—realising what little black box contained and thinking on feet—‘Stop. No. Don’t. I’m not right for you. You know I’m not.’

      David—looking shocked and dejected—‘I understand.’ (He didn’t)

      Long hug. Saying nothing. Him in tears. Me trying to be.

      I said no. I said I was saving him from himself and myself and that in years to come he would thank me. He looked crestfallen, but I was adamant. Plus I didn’t love him. Not that way. We ate at the restaurant in Gare de Lyon. Ornate and grand and value for money—a rare combination. We then returned home, still friends. He dropped me at the bottom of Paul’s parents’ road. I walked up to be greeted by Paul and family as though I was one of them. Although obviously not on Christmas Day.

      Looking back, my relationship with Paul in those first years was innocent and special and wonderful and naïve and I wish it could have lasted for ever. But, like the ink on the cards and letters, over time it faded leaving only the impression of happiness rather than the reality of it.

      I keep a box of the letters and cards. They stopped about the fourth year. The last note I wrote was a contract of love. I’d applied to so many jobs over the years, I thought I could work the format. A request for a full-time position in his life.

       Dear Mr O’Brian

       RE: POSITION AS LIVE-IN SPOUSE

       I’m writing to express my interest in the position of best friend, lover, occasional domestic, gardener, sexual arouser, hostess, intelligent wit and sleeping partner to Mr Paul O’Brian. My relevant experience and learning points to date include:

       • How to balance precariously on knees without using hands, and bending over at an angle. The only thing stopping me from toppling over is will-power.

       • How to prove Paul wrong about women drivers.

       • How to prove Paul wrong.

       • How to sexually arouse myself.

       • How to sexually arouse myself keeping Paul guessing as to whether I know he’s watching me.

       • How to ring the same person over three times a day, having just seen them in the morning and about to see them that night, and still feel you miss the sound of their voice.

       • How lucky I am to be as supple as I am.

       • How lucky Paul is to have someone who is as supple as I am.

       • How cuddles take on a new dimension when you’re with someone you love.

       • How everything takes on a new dimension when you’re with someone you love.

       • How I hate electric guitars and never knew it.

       • How I must never speak after ten o’clock when I’m in bed with a very tired man who has been working hard all day and needs his rest, unless he’s feeling randy, in which case I’ll have my mouth full anyway.

       • How I have a cute arse.

       • How Paul thinks I have a cute arse.

       • How other people probably think I have a cute arse but Paul won’t tell me.

       • How although Paul likes my chest he would like it to be bigger.

       • How although I like my chest—I would like it to be bigger.

       • How I can watch TV, play records and have a meaningful conversation at the same time.

       • How I have a meaningful relationship with little black dresses.

       • How having fun and being loyal are not incompatible.

       • How I love you …

       I would be grateful if you would consider my application in your loyal and gentle care, and hope this temporary position will one day evolve into a permanent one.

       Yours sincerely …

      See. Sounds naff. But at the time, writing it, it was funny and wonderful and just right. I would keep the letters and cards in a little red box and occasionally look through it on quiet Sunday afternoons if Paul was out with friends. Reading it back, somehow it made me feel just sad and very lonely.

      The letters and poems and cards grew less frequent as the months progressed, until the only cards sent were for birthday and Christmas. And, on the fifth year, he sent a Valentine.

      Five years in, the romance had faded. We’d forgotten to respect each other and do what agony aunts enthusiastically call ‘working at it’. There was almost a laziness in his attitude towards me. We both, perhaps arrogantly, thought that relationships if they were meant to be didn’t need to be worked at. The agony pages were for other couples who had problems. We didn’t. We were intelligent and sensitive and in tune with our emotions and other people’s.

      Well, we did have some problems. I had been through an abortion after going out for nine months, to which he had agreed and paid for. We had planned a long weekend in Suffolk at the Angel Hotel. I had forgotten to take the Pill. Well, I had taken it, but I’d been ill and it hadn’t worked. Obviously, because two months later I’d discovered I was pregnant. I didn’t know if I should tell him. Hindsight is such a wonderful thing, don’t you think? In hindsight I wouldn’t have told him. In hindsight I wouldn’t have told him a lot of things. But I didn’t have the benefit of that, so I told him.

      ‘Paul. I’m pregnant.’

      ‘Is it mine?’

      ‘Of course it’s yours.’

      I didn’t expect that question.

      He came over to me and hugged me. I think he wanted to be hugged more than hug. I think he was dazed.

      Then, ‘What do you want to do?’

      ‘I don’t think we should have the child. We love each other but we’ve only been going out for nine months. It’s too soon. We want to do so much. Achieve so much. I think if I had the child you would resent me and it and I would resent you and it. That’s not fair on either of us or the child. Will you tell your parents?’

      Paul—‘No, of course not. They’re Catholics. They don’t even know you’re living with me, or we’re having sex. This would break their hearts. They wouldn’t understand. They wouldn’t get it. Couldn’t comprehend it. So it’s not worth going there, Sarah. Will you tell your parents?’

      I was bemused by the fact he thought his parents were naïve enough not to realise we were sleeping with each other, but, hey, like so many things Paul increasingly said, let it pass for now.

      Sarah—‘No. Likewise. They’re not interested. They have their

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