Д'Артаньян по-новому. Юмористическая пародия - Андрей Юрьевич Конев

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домохозяйке мог бы он помочь сушить на нем белье возле крестьянского жилища.

      Но это – шпага длинная висела на гасконце и предназначена она была не сеять ни пахать, а лишь в кого – нибудь, под настроение ее хозяина, воткнуться.

      Чем мерить, где взять единицы – шаблоны, шкалы и таблицы – измерить то, что словом кем – нибудь кому – нибудь наговорится.

      Быть может в ливрах и дублонах, быть может в километрах, фунтах, тоннах в полях и пастбищах, в гектарах, в этажности недвижимости городской – измерить чем один напутствовал – его совет выслушивал другой.

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