Скачать книгу

rest of the creatures followed her out of the room.

      When they had quite disappeared and the Wallypug, A. Fish, Esq., and myself were left alone, I thought that we might as well help ourselves to some breakfast. So I poured out some of the coffee, which we found excellent, and had just succeeded in persuading his Majesty to try a little bread and butter, when some crocodiles appeared at the door and announced: “You are commanded to attend the trial at once.”

      “What trial?” I asked.

      “Your own,” was the reply. “You and the Wallypug are to be tried for ‘Contempt of Sister-in-Law,’ and A. Fish, Esq., is subpœnaed as a witness.”

      “Oh, dear! Oh, dear!” said the poor Wallypug, wringing his hands. “I know what that means. Whatever shall we do?”

      “Dever bide, old chap. I do the best I cad to get you off,” said A. Fish, Esq. “Cub alog, it will odly bake badders worse to delay.”

      So we allowed ourselves to be taken in charge by the crocodiles, and led to the Public Hall, his Majesty and myself being loaded with chains.

      We found the Sister-in-Law and the Doctor-in-Law seated at the judges’ bench when we entered. The Sister-in-Law wore a judge’s red robe, and a long, flowing wig under her usual head-dress, and the Doctor-in-Law was provided with a slate, pencil, and sponge.

      We were conducted to a kind of dock on one side of the bench, and on the other side appeared what afterwards transpired to be the witness box. The body of the hall was crowded with animals, craning their necks to catch a glimpse of us.

      “Silence in court,” screamed out a gaily-dressed ostrich, and the trial began.

      “We’ll take the man creature first,” said the Sister-in-Law, regarding me contemptuously. “Now then, speak up! What have you got to say for yourself?”

      “There appears to be – ” I began.

      “Silence in court,” shouted the ostrich, who was evidently an official.

      “Surely I may be allowed to explain,” I protested.

      “Silence in court,” shouted the bird again.

      I gave it up and remained silent. “Call the first witness,” remarked the Sister-in-Law impatiently, and the Turtle, whom I had seen cleaning the steps in the morning, walked briskly up into the witness-box.

      “Well, Turtle, what do you know about this man?” was the first question.

      “So please your Importance, I was cleaning my steps very early this morning, when the prisoner opened the door in a stealthy manner and crept out very quietly. ‘Ho!’ thinks I, ‘this ’ere man’s up to no good,’ and so I keeps him in conversation a little while, but his language – oh! – and what with one thing and another and noticing that he hadn’t a hat, I told him he had better move on. I saw him walk over to the rose garden and afterwards join the Wallypug and Mr. Fish. I think that’s all, except – ahem – that I missed a small piece of soap.”

      Конец ознакомительного фрагмента.

      Текст предоставлен ООО «ЛитРес».

      Прочитайте эту книгу целиком, купив полную легальную версию на ЛитРес.

      Безопасно оплатить книгу можно банковской картой Visa, MasterCard, Maestro, со счета мобильного телефона, с платежного терминала, в салоне МТС или Связной, через PayPal, WebMoney, Яндекс.Деньги, QIWI Кошелек, бонусными картами или другим удобным Вам способом.

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

Скачать книгу