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      Стоят два гриба в лесу, вдруг один другому говорит:

      – Смотри, плащ с капюшоном, за спиной рюкзак! Смерть идет!

      – Да не бойся ты! Видишь, удочки! Это не наша, это рыбья!

      Грешник в аду:

      – Почему меня второй год поджаривают на одном и том же масле?

      – Потому что ты торговец картофелем-фри.

      Приходит мужик в паспортный стол:

      – Здравствуйте, меня зовут Иван Какашкин. Я хотел бы поменять…

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