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два друга-алкаша застолье. Дело было летом, и, выпив, прилегли они на солнышке. Лежат, греются. Тут один алкаш говорит другому:

      – Слышь, Вась, что-то тут трупами воняет… Вася!!! В-а-а-а-ся!!!

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      После новогоднего застолья. Телефонный звонок. Пьяный мужик идет и ворчит:

      – Ну какой дурак звонит в 16 часов ночи?!

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      Услышав крики гостей: «Горько! Горько!», повар не вынес позора и застрелился.

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      Просыпается мужик после новогоднего застолья. Спрашивает своих товарищей:

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