Немножко слов. И грустно и смешно - Екатерина Антонова

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      Цыганка покачала головой.

      – Э-э, яхонтовый, это ты так думаешь, что они твои…

      Моль своему детёнышу:

      – Мине капризов быть не надо! Не будешь есть носок, – не получишь таки шубы!

      Грибник в лесу находит большой красный гриб с белыми крапинами.

      – Кукушка, прокукуй таки, сколько мине жить осталось?

      В ответ слышит долгое кукование.

      – Картина маслом! Значит, можно таки есть, берем!

      В кинотеатре две барышни во время сеанса слишком громко обсуждают свои дела.

      Зрительница делает им замечание:

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