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опоздаю,

      То чувствую себя, как идиот,

      Ведь за кого «болеть» потом не знаю!

      Настоящий мужчина обязан в своей жизни сделать 3 вещи…

      Ко мне пришел он БЕЗ ПРЕЗЕРВАТИВА,

      Но с САЖЕНЦЕМ, на лямке волоча,

      (Как верный знак серьёзности мотива)

      Поддон огромный, полный КИРПИЧА…

      Ушиб.

      Лишь только заболит моя спина,

      Или на ногу рухнет батарея,

      Мгновенно появляется жена,

      Напомнить, что «рожать ещё больнее»!

      Загадочная женская душа.

      Конец ознакомительного фрагмента.

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