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Он вновь раздражённо спрашивает: «Что случилось?». Жена отвечает: «Раньше, когда мы были молодыми и ложились спать, ты меня кусал за плечико!». На эти слова вдруг жена замечает, как пожилой муж, охая и ахая, поднимается с кровати и ищет в темноте тапочки. Она встревожено интересуется: «Куда, старый, пошёл?». Он ей понуро выдаёт: «Куда пошёл? Куда пошёл?! За зубами!».

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