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      ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

      Loads and loads of thanks to:

      The ever-reliable and always-encouraging publishing people: my editor, Sam Bell; my agent, Laura Dail; and the RDI team (Laura, Tara, Margie, Margaret, Pam and Tania).

      My truly incredible mom, Elissa Ambrose, and friends Robin Glube, Bonnie Altro, Jessica Braun, Lynda Curnyn and Ronit Avni, who edited, plotted and listened to my whining.

      My dad, for being wonderful and nothing like the dad in this book; my sister, Aviva, for making me laugh; and my soon-to-be in-laws, the Swidlers, for continuing to pretend that they’re not embarrassed by my subject matter.

      Daniel Laikind and Jessica Davidman, for sharing their reality TV insights and experiences.

      Corinne Gelman, for her please-tell-me-he-doesn’t-do-that Bilerman stories; Mark Boidman, for his “expert” legalese; and Jay Takefman, so he’ll stop bugging me to put his name in a book.

      Pripstein’s Camp, for my sweetest summer memories, and for appointing me color captain, not once but twice.

      For Todd

      Contents

      part 1

      Job Listing

      1Moonlighting

      2Sex and the City

      3Wonder Woman

      4Six Feet Under

      5The Wonder Years

      part 2

      Party Girls Application Form

      6My So-Called Life

      7Friends

      8Transformers

      9A Different World

      part 3

      Party Girls Reality Show

      10Night Calls

      11Leave It to Beaver

      12Twilight Zone

      13Growings Pains

      14Who’s The Boss?

      15V.I.P.

      16Bewitched

      part 4

      Party Girls Reality Show

      17The Yong and the Restless

      18The Sopranos

      part 5

      Party Girls Reality Show

      19Mad About You

      20Mission: Impossible

      21Jeopardy

      22Spin City

      23Just Shoot Me

      part 6

      Party Girls Reality Show

      24In the Heat of the Night

      25Cheers

      Epilogue

      Job Listing

      NYC—Assistant Manager, New Business Development

      Soda Star, America’s leading beverage company, seeks candidates for its growing New Business Development department.

      Candidates should have bubbly personality, positive outlook on life (glass is always half-full!), free-flowing ideas, excellent contacts. Sparkling written, communication and organizational skills. A drop of administrative work required. An all-you-can-drink opportunity!

      If you have Star potential, please e-mail your resume as a Word document ONLY to hr@workforcheap&beourbitch.com.

      1

      Moonlighting

      “Why are you calling?” the HR woman asks me, panic-stricken, as if recess is over and she hasn’t finished her Fruit Roll-up. “Didn’t the ad say not to phone?”

      “Yes, I understand that, thank you, but I’ll only be in New York for a few days. I would really like to set up an interview.” I need a new job. I attempt to shield myself behind the pay phone’s plastic divider, since this is the only nicotine-friendly cafeteria on the block and anyone from the office could easily sneak in for a smoke.

      The smell of this stale smoke combined with the plates of shepherd’s pie lined up on the counter make me wish long-distance

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