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from the bar.

      “I wonder where you found it,” said Mrs. Hall.

      That seemed to annoy the stranger very much. He stamped his foot.

      “What do you mean?” he said.

      “That I wonder where you found it,” said Mrs. Hall. “And before I take any bills or get any breakfasts, or do any such things whatsoever, you got to tell me one or two things I don’t understand, and what nobody doesn’t understand, and what everybody is very anxious to understand. What have you been doing with my chair? How was your room empty, and how did you get in again? The people in this house usually come in by the doors-that’s the rule of the house, and you didn’t. How do you come in? And I want to know-”

      Suddenly the stranger raised his gloved hands, stamped his foot, and said, “Stop!” with such extraordinary violence that he silenced her instantly.

      “You don’t understand,” he said, “who I am or what I am. I’ll show you. By Heaven! I’ll show you.”

      Then he put his open palm over his face and withdrew it. The centre of his face became a black cavity.

      “Here,” he said. He stepped forward and handed Mrs. Hall something which she, staring at his face, accepted automatically. Then, when she saw what it was, she screamed loudly, dropped it, and staggered back. The nose-it was the stranger’s nose! pink and shining-rolled on the floor.

      Then he removed his spectacles, and everyone in the bar gasped. He took off his hat, and with a violent gesture tore at his whiskers and bandages.

      “Oh, my God!” said someone.

      It was worse than anything. Mrs. Hall, standing open-mouthed and horror-struck, shrieked at what she saw. Everyone began to move. They were prepared for scars, disfigurements, but nothing! The bandages and false hair flew across the passage into the bar. Everyone tumbled on everyone else down the steps. For the man who stood there was a solid gesticulating figure up to the coat-collar of him, and then-nothingness, no visible thing at all!

      People down the village heard shouts and shrieks. They saw Mrs. Hall fall down, and then they heard the frightful screams of Millie, who, going from the kitchen at the noise of the tumult, had come upon the headless stranger from behind.

      After that everybody began to run towards the inn, and in a minute a crowd of perhaps forty people, swayed and hooted and inquired and exclaimed and suggested. Everyone seemed eager to talk at once. A small group supported Mrs. Hall, who was in a state of collapse. There was a conference:

      “O Bogey!”

      “What has he been doing, then?”

      “Hasn’t he hurt the girl?”

      “He has run at her with a knife, I believe.”

      “A man without a head!”

      “Nonsense! It’s just a trick.”

      Trying to see in through the open door, the crowd formed itself into a straggling wedge.

      “He stood for a moment, I heard the girl scream, and he turned. I saw her skirts, and he went after her. It didn’t take ten seconds. He came back with a knife in his hand. Not a moment ago. He went through that door. I tell you, he has no head! At all.”

      The speaker stopped to step aside for a little procession that was marching very resolutely towards the house; first Mr. Hall, very red and determined, then Mr. Bobby Jaffers, the village constable, and then Mr. Wadgers. They had come to arrest the stranger.

      People shouted.

      “With the head or without any head, it doesn’t matter,” said Jaffers, “I will arrest him, in any case.”

      Mr. Hall marched straight to the door of the parlour and flung it open.

      “Constable,” he said, “do your duty.”

      Jaffers marched in. Hall next, Wadgers last. They saw in the dim light the headless figure facing them, with a crust of bread in one gloved hand and a chunk of cheese in the other.

      “That’s him!” said Hall.

      “What the devil is this?” came an angry question from above the collar of the figure.

      “You’re a rare man, indeed, mister,” said Mr. Jaffers. “But with the head or without any head, duty is duty!”

      “Keep off!” said the figure, starting back.

      Abruptly he whipped down the bread and cheese. Off came the stranger’s left glove and was slapped in Jaffers’ face. In another moment Jaffers had gripped him by the handless wrist and caught his invisible throat. They came down together.

      “Get the feet,” said Jaffers.

      Mr. Hall, endeavouring to act on instructions, received a kick in the ribs. Mr. Wadgers retreated towards the door, knife in hand, and so collided with Mr. Huxter and the carter coming to the rescue of law and order. At the same moment down came three or four bottles from the chiffonnier.

      “I’ll surrender!” cried the stranger, and in another moment he stood up, a strange figure, headless and handless-for he had pulled off his gloves. “It’s no good,” he said.

      It was a very strange thing to hear that voice coming as if out of empty space. Jaffers got up also and produced a pair of handcuffs. Then he stared.

      “Darn it!” said Jaffers, “I can’t use them as I can see.”

      “Why!” said Huxter, suddenly, “that’s not a man at all. It’s just empty clothes. Look! You can see down his collar. I could put my arm-”

      He extended his hand, and he drew it back with a sharp exclamation.

      “I wish you’d keep your fingers out of my eye,” said the aerial voice. “The fact is, I’m all here-head, hands, legs, and all the rest of it, but I’m invisible.”

      The suit of clothes, now all unbuttoned and hanging loosely upon its unseen supports, stood up.

      Several men had entered the room, so that it was crowded.

      “Invisible, eh?” said Huxter. “Who ever heard of that?”

      “It’s strange, perhaps, but it’s not a crime. Why is the policeman here?”

      “Ah! that’s a different matter,” said Jaffers. “I got an order and it’s all correct. Invisibility is not a crime, but the burglary is. A house was broken into and money was taken.”

      “Well?”

      “And circumstances certainly point-”

      “Nonsense!” said the Invisible Man.

      “I hope so, sir; but I’ve got my instructions.”

      “Well,” said the stranger, “I’ll come. I’ll come. But no handcuffs.”

      “It’s the regular thing,” said Jaffers.

      “No handcuffs,” stipulated the stranger.

      “Pardon me,” said Jaffers.

      Abruptly the figure sat down, and before any one could realise what was happening, the slippers, socks, and trousers had been kicked off under the table. Then he sprang up again and flung off his coat.

      “Stop that!” said Jaffers, suddenly realising what was happening. He gripped at the waistcoat; it struggled, and the shirt slipped out of it.

      “Hold him!” said Jaffers, loudly. “Once he gets the things off-”

      “Hold him!” cried everyone. A white shirt was now all that was visible of the stranger.

      The shirt-sleeve sent Hall backward, and in another moment the garment was lifted up and the shirt hit the man’s head.

      “Hold him!” said everybody. “Shut the door! Don’t let him get out! I got something! Here he is!”

      Sandy Wadgers got a frightful blow in the nose. He opened the door. The hitting continued. Jaffers was struck

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