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Why Is Jesus in the Microwave? Funny Stories from Catholic Classrooms. Mary Kathleen Glavich, SND
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Why Is Jesus in the Microwave?
Funny Stories from Catholic Classrooms
Mary Kathleen Glavich, SND
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Copyright © 2015 Sr. Mary Kathleen Glavich, SND. (Some of the text in this book appeared in Catholic School Kids Say the Funniest Things, by Mary Kathleen Glavich, SND [Paulist Press, 2002]). Cartoons copyright © 2015 Lucius Wisniewski. Published 2015.
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ISBN: 978-1-61278-852-4 (Inventory No. T1656)
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Dedicated to all those Sisters of Notre Dame, who, proclaiming God’s goodness and provident care, taught with passion, patience, and a twinkle in their eyes.
Contents
4. Sacraments and Sacramentals
25. Homework, Tests, and Grades
Introduction
A cheerful heart is good medicine,but a crushed spirit dries up the bones.
— Proverbs 17:22
Laughter, God’s special gift to human beings, sets us apart from other creatures. Even laughing hyenas don’t really laugh. Because we are made in God’s image and likeness, it follows that God must have a sense of humor too! The fact that he created the platypus and two-year-olds proves it. In the Bible, God’s lighter side is revealed early on by the joke he played on Sarah, Abraham’s wife. When an angel foretold that this elderly couple would have a son, Sarah laughed at the news and became the unofficial patron saint of laughter. God had the last laugh, though, because Sarah did bear one-hundred-year-old Abraham a son (see Genesis 18:1-15; 21:1-7).
Jesus, the God-man, had a funny bone like the rest of us. Perhaps he was familiar with the Jewish proverb, “What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul.” Jesus conjures up ridiculous images: a camel trying to squeeze through the eye of a needle, a burning oil lamp placed under a bed, and a log in one’s eye. No doubt Jesus chuckled when he sent the fisherman Peter to fetch tax money in a fish and when he told about the persistent woman who threatened to give a judge a black eye. Jesus even stooped to making a pun, which is lost in translation. He spoke of straining out a gnat (galma) and swallowing a camel (gamla).
Laughter has been called “the sound of the soul dancing” and “carbonated holiness.” It expresses inner joy, one of the fruits of the Holy Spirit; and, according to the Jesuit Pierre Teilhard de Chardin, joy is the most infallible sign of the presence of God.
Laughter also has physical benefits. For good reasons it is known as the best (and cheapest) medicine.