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      ALSO BY THE AUTHOR

      The Secret Diary of Jeremy Corbyn

      Trump’s Christmas Carol

      Alice in Brexitland

      A NOTE FROM THE POET

      Dear reader, I consider thee a friend,

      Therefore I urge thee: do not feel compelled

      To read this book of verses start to end,

      Lest they into some senseless mess should meld.

      On nerdish themes my mind is wont to brood

      Such that thy wasted time thou might’st begrudge;

      The baffled soul who ne’er The West Wing viewed

      Would through the corresponding sonnet trudge.

      Thus do I bid he turn to page eleven

      Who would of Queen Beyoncé gladly read,

      While she who Netflix doth declare a heaven

      Should right away to one-and-twenty speed.

      Pray see my work as but a playful pool:

      Dip in and out, as doth your fancy rule.

      CONTENTS

       BY THE SAME AUTHOR

       INTRO

       KIM KARDASHIAN 1

       KIM KARDASHIAN 2

       KIM KARDASHIAN 3

       KIM KARDASHIAN 4

       KIM KARDASHIAN 5

       DARTH VADER

       EMINEM

       WALTER WHITE

       BEYONCÉ

       PIKACHU

       BINGEING

       TINDER 1

       TINDER 2

       TINDER 3

       FACEBOOK

       AUSTIN POWERS

       PLASTIC SURGERY

       NETFLIX

       GAME OF THRONES

       MRS SLOCOMBE

       SNOOP DOGG

       DOCTOR WHO

       LONDON

       THE WOMEN OF X-MEN

       WOLVERINE

       MAD MEN

       TEXTING 1

       TEXTING 2

       TEXTING 3

       TEXTING 4

       DICK PIC

       MORRISSEY

       NICOLA STURGEON

       HANNIBAL LECTER

       AMERICAN PIE 1

       AMERICAN PIE 2

       AMERICAN PIE 3

       CROWDFUNDING

       BREXIT

       NIGEL FARAGE

       JACK BAUER

       A RAPPER’S REVERIE

       DAVID BOWIE

       E.L. JAMES

       CONTACTLESS

       BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

       SNAPCHAT

       RENT

       FRASIER

       THE INCREDIBLE HULK

       FITBIT

       WEED

      

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