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in a velvet cap and flowered robe, with a globe by him, to show the range of his commercial transactions, and letters with large red seals lying round, one directed conspicuously to The Honourable etc. etc. Great-grandmother, by the same artist; brown satin, lace very fine, hands superlative; grand old lady, stiffish, but imposing. Her mother, artist unknown; flat, angular, hanging sleeves; parrot on fist. A pair of Stuarts, viz., 1. A superb full-blown, mediaeval gentleman, with a fiery dash of Tory blood in his veins, tempered down with that of a fine old rebel grandmother, and warmed up with the best of old India Madeira; his face is one flame of ruddy sunshine; his ruffled shirt rushes out of his bosom with an impetuous generosity, as if it would drag his heart after it; and his smile is good for twenty thousand dollars to the Hospital, besides ample bequests to all relatives and dependants. 2. Lady of the same; remarkable cap; high waist, as in time of Empire; bust à la Josephine; wisps of curls, like celery-tips, at sides of forehead; complexion clear and warm, like rose-cordial. As for the miniatures by Malbone, we don’t count them in the gallery.

      Books, too, with the names of old college-students in them—family names;—you will find them at the head of their respective classes in the days when students took rank on the catalogue from their parents’ condition. Elzevirs, with the Latinized appellations of youthful progenitors, and Hic liber est meus on the title-page. A set of Hogarth’s original plates. Pope, original edition, 15 volumes, London, 1717. Barrow on the lower shelves, in folio. Tillotson on the upper, in a little dark platoon of octo-decimos.

      Some family silver; a string of wedding and funeral rings; the arms of the family curiously blazoned; the same in worsted, by a maiden aunt.

      If the man of family has an old place to keep these things in, furnished with claw-footed chairs and black mahogany tables, and tall bevel-edged mirrors, and stately upright cabinets, his outfit is complete.

      No, my friends, I go (always, other things being equal) for the man who inherits family traditions and the cumulative humanities of at least four or five generations. Above all things, as a child, he should have tumbled about in a library. All men are afraid of books, who have not handled them from infancy. Do you suppose our dear didascalos over there ever read Poli Synopsis, or consulted Castelli Lexicon, while he was growing up to their stature? Not he; but virtue passed through the hem of their parchment and leather garments whenever he touched them, as the precious drugs sweated through the bat’s handle in the Arabian story. I tell you he is at home wherever he smells the invigorating fragrance of Russia leather. No self-made man feels so. One may, it is true, have all the antecedents I have spoken of, and yet be a boor or a shabby fellow. One may have none of them, and yet be fit for councils and courts. Then let them change places. Our social arrangement has this great beauty, that its strata shift up and down as they change specific gravity, without being clogged by layers of prescription. But I still insist on my democratic liberty of choice, and I go for the man with the gallery of family portraits against the one with the twenty-five-cent daguerreotype, unless I find out that the last is the better of the two.

      —I should have felt more nervous about the late comet, if I had thought the world was ripe. But it is very green yet, if I am not mistaken; and besides, there is a great deal of coal to use up, which I cannot bring myself to think was made for nothing. If certain things, which seem to me essential to a millennium, had come to pass, I should have been frightened; but they haven’t. Perhaps you would like to hear my

      LATTER-DAY WARNINGS.

      When legislators keep the law,

       When banks dispense with bolts and locks,

       When berries, whortle—rasp—and straw—

       Grow bigger downwards through the box—

      When he that selleth house or land

       Shows leak in roof or flaw in right—

       When haberdashers choose the stand

       Whose window hath the broadest light—

      When preachers tell us all they think,

       And party leaders all they mean—

       When what we pay for, that we drink,

       From real grape and coffee-bean—

      When lawyers take what they would give,

       And doctors give what they would take—

       When city fathers eat to live,

       Save when they fast for conscience’ sake—

      When one that hath a horse on sale

       Shall bring his merit to the proof,

       Without a lie for every nail

       That holds the iron on the hoof—

      When in the usual place for rips

       Our gloves are stitched with special care,

       And guarded well the whalebone tips

       Where first umbrellas need repair—

      When Cuba’s weeds have quite forgot

       The power of suction to resist,

       And claret-bottles harber not

       Such dimples as would hold your fist—

      When publishers no longer steal,

       And pay for what they stole before—

       When the first locomotive’s wheel

       Rolls through the Hoosac tunnel’s bore;—

      Till then let Cumming a blaze away, And Miller’s saints blow up the globe; But when you see that blessed day, Then order your ascension robe!

      The company seemed to like the verses, and I promised them to read others occasionally, if they had a mind to hear them. Of course they would not expect it every morning. Neither must the reader suppose that all these things I have reported were said at any one breakfast-time. I have not taken the trouble to date them, as Raspail, père, used to date every proof he sent to the printer; but they were scattered over several breakfasts; and I have said a good many more things since, which I shall very possibly print some time or other, if I am urged to do it by judicious friends.

      I finished off with reading some verses of my friend the Professor, of whom you may perhaps hear more by and by. The Professor read them, he told me, at a farewell meeting, where the youngest of our great Historians met a few of his many friends at their invitation.

      Yes, we knew we must lose him—though friendship may claim

       To blend her green leaves with the laurels of fame;

       Though fondly, at parting, we call him our own,

       ’Tis the whisper of love when the bugle has blown.

      As the rider that rests with the spur on his heel—

       As the guardsman that sleeps in his corselet of steel—

       As the archer that stands with his shaft on the string,

       He stoops from his toil to the garland we bring.

      What pictures yet slumber unborn in his loom

       Till their warriors shall breathe and their beauties shall bloom,

       While the tapestry lengthens the life-glowing dyes

       That caught from our sunsets the stain of their skies!

      In the alcoves of death, in the charnels of time,

       Where flit the gaunt spectres of passion and crime,

       There are triumphs untold, there are martyrs unsung,

       There are heroes yet silent to speak with his tongue!

      Let us hear the proud story which time has bequeathed

       From lips that are warm with the freedom they breathed!

       Let him summon its tyrants, and tell us their doom,

       Though he sweep the black past like Van Tromp with his broom!

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