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      My point of view is this: If you like root-beer floats so much, have one on Monday, another on Tuesday, and a third on Wednesday.

      According to Stormy, if I live by this philosophy too long, I’m going to be one of those eight-hundred-pound men who, when they fall ill, must be extracted from their homes by construction crews and cranes.

      “If you want to suffer the humiliation of being hauled to the hospital on a flatbed truck,” she once said, “don’t expect me to sit on your great bloated gut like Jiminy Cricket on the brow of the whale, singing ‘When You Wish Upon a Star.’”

      I’m reasonably sure that in Disney’s Pinocchio, Jiminy Cricket never sits on the brow of the whale. In fact I’m not convinced that he himself encounters the whale.

      If I were to make this observation to Stormy, however, she would favor me with one of those wry looks that means Are you hopelessly stupid or just being pissy? This is a look to be avoided if not dreaded.

      As I waited there on the edge of the boy’s bed, even thinking about Stormy couldn’t lift my spirits. Indeed, if the grinning images of Scooby-Doo, imprinted on the sheets, didn’t cheer me, perhaps nothing could.

      I kept thinking about Harlo losing his mother at six, about how his life might have been a memorial to her, about how instead he had shamed her memory.

      And I thought about Penny, of course: her life brought to such an early end, the terrible loss to her family, the enduring pain that had changed their lives forever.

      Penny put her left hand in my right and squeezed reassuringly.

      Her hand felt as real as that of a living child, as firm, as warm. I didn’t understand how she could be this real to me and yet walk through walls, this real to me and yet invisible to others.

      I wept a little. Sometimes I do. I’m not embarrassed by tears. At times like this, tears exorcise emotions that would otherwise haunt me and, by their haunting, embitter me.

      Even as my vision blurred at the first shimmer of tears not yet spent, Penny clasped my hand in both of hers. She smiled, and winked as if to say, It’s all right, Odd Thomas. Get it out, be rid of it.

      The dead are sensitive to the living. They have walked this path ahead of us and know our fears, our failings, our desperate hopes, and how much we cherish what cannot last. They pity us, I think, and no doubt they should.

      When my tears dried, Penny rose to her feet, smiled again, and with one hand smoothed the hair back from my brow. Good-bye, this gesture seemed to say. Thank you, and good-bye.

      She walked across the room, through the wall, into the August morning one story above the front yard—or into another realm even brighter than a Pico Mundo summer.

      A moment later, Wyatt Porter appeared in the bedroom doorway.

      Our chief of police is a big man, but he isn’t threatening in appearance. With basset eyes and bloodhound jowls, his face has been affected by Earth’s gravity more than has the rest of him. I’ve seen him move fast and decisively, but in action and in repose he seems to carry a great weight on his beefy, rounded shoulders.

      Over the years, as the low hills encircling our town have been sculpted into neighborhoods of tract houses, swelling our population, and as the meanness of an ever crueler world has crept into the last havens of civility, like Pico Mundo, perhaps Chief Porter has seen too much of human treachery. Perhaps the weight he carries is a load of memories that he would prefer to shed, but can’t.

      “So here we are again,” he said, entering the room.

      “Here we are,” I agreed.

      “Busted patio door, busted furniture.”

      “Didn’t bust most of it myself. Except the lamp.”

      “But you created the situation that led to it.”

      “Yes, sir.”

      “Why didn’t you come to me, give me a chance to figure a way Harlo could entrap himself?”

      We had worked together in that fashion in the past.

      “My feeling,” I said, “was that he needed to be confronted right away, that maybe he was going to do it again real soon.”

      “Your feeling.”

      “Yes, sir. That’s what I think Penny wanted to convey. There was a quiet urgency about her.”

      “Penny Kallisto.”

      “Yes, sir.”

      The chief sighed. He settled upon the only chair in the room: a child-size, purple upholstered number on which Barney the dinosaur’s torso and head served as the back support. He appeared to be sitting in Barney’s lap. “Son, you sure complicate my life.”

      “They complicate your life, sir, and mine much more than yours,” I said, meaning the dead.

      “True enough. If I were you, I’d have gone crazy years ago.”

      “I’ve considered it,” I admitted.

      “Now listen, Odd, I want to find a way to keep you out of the courtroom on this one, if it comes to that.”

      “I want to find a way, too.”

      Few people know any of my strange secrets. Only Stormy Llewellyn knows all of them.

      I want anonymity, a simple and quiet life, or at least as simple as the spirits will allow.

      The chief said, “I think he’s going to give us a confession in the presence of his attorney. There may be no trial. But if there is, we’ll say that he opened his wallet to pay some bet he’d made with you, maybe on a baseball game, and the Polaroids of Penny fell out.”

      “I can sell that,” I assured him.

      “I’ll speak with Horton Barks. He’ll minimize your involvement when he writes it up.”

      Horton Barks was the publisher of the Maravilla County Times. Twenty years ago in the Oregon woods, while hiking, he’d had dinner with Big Foot—if you can call some trail mix and canned sausages dinner.

      In truth, I don’t know for a fact that Horton had dinner with Big Foot, but that’s what he claims. Given my daily experiences, I’m in no position to doubt Horton or anyone else who has a story to tell about an encounter with anything from aliens to leprechauns.

      “You all right?” Chief Porter asked.

      “Pretty much. But I sure hate being late for work. This is the busiest time at the Grille.”

      “You called in?”

      “Yeah.” I held up my little cell phone, which had been clipped to my belt when I went into the pool. “Still works.”

      “I’ll probably stop in later, have a pile of home fries and a mess of eggs.”

      “Breakfast all day,” I said, which has been a solemn promise of the Pico Mundo Grille since 1946.

      Chief Porter shifted from one butt cheek to the other, causing Barney to groan. “Son, you figure to be a short-order cook forever?”

      “No, sir. I’ve been thinking about a career change to tires.”

      “Tires?”

      “Maybe sales first, then installation. They’ve always got job openings out at Tire World.”

      “Why tires?”

      I shrugged. “People need them. And it’s something I don’t know, something new to learn. I’d like to see what that life’s like, the tire life.”

      We sat there half a minute or so, neither of us saying anything. Then he asked, “And that’s the only thing you see on the horizon? Tires, I mean.”

      “Swimming-pool

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