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It’s Called a Breakup Because It’s Broken: The Smart Girl’s Breakup Buddy. Greg Behrendt
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isbn 9780007343508
Автор произведения Greg Behrendt
Жанр Секс и семейная психология
Издательство HarperCollins
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First published in the US by Broadway Books 2005
This edition published by HarperElement 2006
Copyright © Greg Behrendt and Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt 2005
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Table of Contents
What If You’re Still Together?
Chapter One: It’s Called a Breakup Because It’s Broken
Chapter Two: There Are No New Messages
Chapter Three: He’s Not Hiding At the Bottom of That Pint of Ice Cream
Chapter Four: If You Mention His Name One More Time...
Chapter Five: Stop Calling In Sick
Chapter Six: If He Was So Great, You’d Still Be Together
Chapter Seven: Fancy Meeting You Here!
Chapter Eight: What’s He Thinking?
The First Commandment (Or, Just a Really Good Idea) Don’t See Him or Talk to Him For Sixty Days
The Second Commandment (Or, A Strong Suggestion) Get Yourself a Breakup Buddy
The Fifth Commandment (Or, Food for Thought) Don’t Wear Your Breakup Out Into the World
The Sixth Commandment (Hear Our Plea!) No Backsliding!
The Seventh Commandment (And This One Is Non-Negotiable) It Won’t Work Unless You Are Number One!
Long, long ago in a sad galaxy far far away, I was dating this stone-cold Superfox. And when I say dating, what I really mean to say is that I was sick in love with her, while she thought I was a “really good guy.” Needless to say, things fell apart. We had one of those awkward breakups where you’re living together and sleeping in the same bed but you’re not going out anymore. “Excuse me, I know you’re seeing someone else, but can I have some of that pillow?” Ouch. Who does that? Me, as it turns out. I was so smitten (read: in love with not getting what I want) with this girl that I was sure that if I was just near her, taking any crumb thrown my way and drinking myself to sleep every night, she’d find me attractive again and want my sad ass back. Well, it wasn’t long before she decided to bail. So off she went to New York to pursue her career, and, more important, her new man.
Now, you’d think that after someone leaves you for another person and moves to another city across the country you would get that it’s over, because it is. But I didn’t. I was in love with the romantic and ill-conceived idea that I could get her back. And how would I do that? Drunken late-night phone calls rife with begging and tears. Bravo! How hot is that? Sooooo not hot, and not the least bit effective, either. Not only was I dragging my heart through the muck, but also