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      A Little Question in Ladies' Rights

      PART ONE

      MARGERY was sitting under the cherry tree with a certain air of expectancy. She seemed to be waiting for something or some one. Willie Jones's head popped over the back fence and Willie Jones himself, a tin pail in one hand, dropped into the Blair yard and made for the cherry tree. But Margery still gazed earnestly, tensely, into nothing. Willie Jones, evidently, was not the object of her thoughts.

      "What's the matter, Margery?"

      "Nothing. I'm just waiting."

      "What for?"

      There was no reason for telling Willie Jones, but, by the same token, there was no reason for not telling him. So Margery answered frankly:

      "I et a whole bagful of bananas and now Effie says I'm going to be sick and thr'up. So I'm just waiting."

      "Whew! How many was they, Margery?"

      "I don't know, but a good many."

      "Think you might have shared with a fella."

      "Well, you see, Willie, I didn't know anything about them. None of us did. I thought I smelled something good in the pantry, and when Effie went upstairs I sneaked in to see. Sure enough, there was a bag of bananas, real soft and sweet, don't you know. I et one and then I et another and, before I knew it, they were all gone. Then Effie caught me as I was coming out."

      "Will she tell on you?"

      "No, I don't think she'll tell on me. But she says I'm going to be awful sick. I was once before. So I'm just waiting."

      "Aw, you're not going to be sick, Margery. That's only Effie's bluff. Listen: I'm going out blackberrying. There are just dead loads of great big ripe ones on the graveyard patch. My mother'll give me ten cents if I bring her back two quarts."

      Margery looked at the tin pail longingly. She, too, would go blackberrying, but she realized that home was the best place for sick folk.

      "Aw, come on," Willie urged. "You're not going to be sick. I bet anything you're not."

      Confidence begets confidence, and, looking at Willie Jones's tin pail, Margery began to wonder whether, after all, Effie's prophecy might not prove a false one.

      "I tell you what, Willie: Wait a minute and I'll ask Effie."

      "Why do you got to ask her?"

      "Because mother's not home. Besides, if I do get sick, I'll want Effie to take care of me."

      This last was too sound a reason for Willie to gainsay, so Margery called Effie to the kitchen door.

      "Blackberryin'! And in the sun!" Effie repeated, when Margery had delivered herself. "Well, I guess not! Here you are just stuffed full of ripe bananas and you want a-go out trampin' in the sun! Not much! You stay right where you are, me lady, and take care o' yourself."

      "You see," Margery explained to Willie Jones.

      "Aw, rats!" that young gentleman exclaimed, turning a hostile front toward the kitchen door. "Come on, Margery. What do you care what Effie says? She's nuthin' but an old hired girl! I wouldn't let any old hired girl boss me around!"

      "Any old —what?" gasped Effie, her face turning red and her eyes opening wide with horror.

      "Any old hired girl!" Willie Jones repeated defiantly. "Ain't she nuthin' but an old hired girl, Margery?"

      It was a question Margery had never before considered. To her Effie had always been merely Effie – merely the person who cooked and sewed and swept and waited on table and combed your hair and buttoned your dress and did all the thousand and one things about the house that had to be done and always were done. She was merely Effie and, come to think of it, she must be the hired girl, for in every house in the neighborhood the person who did the things or a few of the things that Effie did was undoubtedly the hired girl. And if you are a thing, what's the sense pretending you aren't? Margery did not wish to offend Effie, but facts is facts.

      "Of course Effie's our hired girl."

      For a moment Effie looked hurt enough for tears.

      "Oh, Margery, how can you? And after all the years I've took care of you and loved you! You don't mean it, do you? You're not going to call your poor old Effie such an ugly name, are you?"

      "Well, I don't see why you talk that way, Effie. You are a hired girl, aren't you?"

      "Of course she's a hired girl," Willie Jones insisted. "And I'd just like to see any old hired girl of ours telling me what I dast do and what I dassent. Come on, Margery, we can't wait all day."

      "Any old hired girl!" shouted Effie. She was angry now, so angry that Margery and Willie Jones retreated a few steps in case of personal violence. "So I'm like any old hired girl, am I? I'm only one of them good-for-nuthin' tramps that go traipsin' about from house to house and never keep a place for more than two weeks, am I? I'm a dirty, careless, ignur'nt hussy that's out all night and sleepy and lazy all day, am I? In other words, I'm a hired girl! Well, it's just what Tom's been tellin' me all along, and I didn't believe him. 'Nonsense,' says he, 'they don't care nuthin' for you. To them yir only a hired girl,' says he. 'Now come over to my place and I'll make you the housekeeper,' says he, 'and all you'll have to do is give your orders to the servants.' And every time I says to Tom, 'No, Tom,' I says, 'I'm not ready yet. I've been with these children since before they was born and I can't leave 'em yet. But thank you just the same,' I says. And Tom says, 'Effie, yir a born fool! What do you think them children care for you?' he says. 'Only what they can get out of you,' he says. And," concluded Effie, her voice again choked with tears, "I am a fool and Tom's right. They don't care nuthin' for me and I'm only the hired girl!"

      "Who's Tom, I'd like to know?" Willie Jones demanded offensively.

      "Who's Tom?" echoed Effie. It was plain that insult was being added to injury. "Why, Tom, me young friend, is Thomas McGinniss, Conthractor and Builder, that built the house yir living in and every house on your street. And it's ten to one, me young gent, that yir own dad is still payin' his monthly installments to Tom McGinniss, brother of Effie the Hired Girl."

      Effie turned haughtily away, then paused to add: "If either of yez ever again have anything to say to Effie, when ye ring Mr. Thomas McGinniss's doorbell, ye had better mind yir manners and ask for Miss McGinniss."

      Effie slammed the kitchen door and Willie Jones showed how deeply impressed he was by putting his thumb on the end of his nose and wiggling his fingers in a manner that Margery had often been told was highly improper.

      "Well, come on," he said briskly. "It's time for us to be moving or we never will get two quarts picked."

      So off they started, a good half hour's tramp in the sun. The blackberry patch was in a far unused corner of the graveyard, adjoining a plot of unconsecrated ground where, as Willie and Margery had often heard, only murderers were buried. There was, of course, the usual No Trespassing sign to meet and pass, the wire fence to slip under, and a short stretch of clay and rubble which ended suddenly in a thick brake of blackberry bushes. Once in the patch all that was necessary was to keep a sharp eye on the gravedigger's house, which stood on a knoll beyond, in plain sight, but far enough away to give one a good chance of escape in case of detection.

      "Now, I'll let you hold the pail, Margery, and I'll pick into my hat. Jiminy! They haven't been picked over to-day at all. We'll get our two quarts easy."

      "H'm," murmured Margery, tentatively. There was a little matter upon which she had been speculating ever since they had left home. "Are – are you going to give me half the money?"

      "What money?"

      "Why, don't you know, the money your mother's going to pay you for these berries."

      "Oh."

      The Oh was all Willie had to answer.

      "Well, are you?"

      "Are I what?"

      "Are you going to give me half the money?"

      "Well, I – I hadn't thought about it," Willie admitted.

      Margery

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