LITMIR.BIZ

      It’s a pity Guderian didn’t appreciate it. Neither the scale, nor the fortification «Schuster Line» erected in a hurry. And for some reason, the legendary commander ignored the mobilized army – 425 recruits, 13 officers and 225 armed gendarmes. On May 10, 1940, the tanks of Heinz, nicknamed «Hurricane», without knowing any obstacles, swept at wild speed through the possessions of the descendants of the emperors of the Holy Roman Empire, including them in the process of das Reich. They rushed to Paris. There the Fuhrer promised to be photographed against the backdrop of the Eiffel Tower. But what about resistance? Hmmm… «Soldaten went for a beer. For a pivum, for a pivum – tsa-tsa, tra-la-la-la, soldaten went for a pivum. The government and the court immediately fled to London.

      Duchess Charlotte, having smelled the smell of fried, «tranked» long «before». The monarchy was liquidated, the lands were attached to the newly formed Gau Koblenz-Trier. The subjects internally protested. But the «tsaks» were put on and regularly did «ku» twice throughout the entire period of occupation. Something like this.

      Why did your obedient servant go there this time? But how to say… The finger of fate, or what? Sitting at home, spinning the globe. Much water has flown under the bridge since I wrote my first travel report. Where did I just not wear? The TV, as always, was broadcasting something into space. Habit. No, no, I haven’t watched anything in a long time. And without the «background» somehow uncomfortable. Canada, States, Mexico… Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia… Australia, New Zealand, Tonga… The dark continent far and wide. Even Madagascar. Ugh, damn it! It turns out, everywhere inherited? And suddenly…

      Chapter 2. FIRST IMPRESSIONS

      «And a clean streak remained in the sky, clean, like a memory of you. That’s all that was, that’s all that was, you call it what you want …». The flight took place in approximately the same lyrical vein. They flew there, as usual, by roundabout paths. It seems like a decent airline – WizzAir. This is Hungary, not somewhere else. But why did their Airbus A321neo first arrive in Warsaw, and from the Frederic Chopin airport (also to me, music lovers) another airliner flew to Milan’s Orio al Serio, and from there the third «wings» headed for Fluchhafe Findel, for the life of me, I don’t understand. As a result, due to two transfers with «shrinkage-shrinkage», the total time spent by me on the road took 10 hours and 15 minutes. Wow! Isn’t it easier directly? OK. The giraffe is big, he knows better.

      Four-star «Hotel Gray» cost about 400 bucks for 5 nights. Free WiFi, breakfast in the room, bar and all that. It is located a kilometer from the center of Luxembourg – this time not the country, but its capital of the same name. It took 10 minutes to drive from the hotel to the historical district of KIRCHBERG. Very close to a shopping center. But I don’t need to go there. I’m sure there are better places. After all, I didn’t come here for the clothes.